Waterproof, dustproof, soundproof. You could record your next album in here.

Microcell foam adorns the inside of your CockBox, ensuring that the valuable contents inside keep from knocking around.

Size doesn't matter, but in case you are wondering, the CockBox is 16" long, 10.5" tall and 11" fore to aft.

Your CockBox weighs in at 24 lbs, when it's full. Not for the faint of heart.

Three 16oz bottles and eleven 8.5oz bottles, that can be configured for any occasion, depending on whomever it is you need to impress.

Each bottle has a "chalkboard" label that can be written on (and erased) to support whatever configuration you want.

We also include a chalkboard pen.

Unfortunately, the bottles come unfilled:(

After testing many, many shakers, and developing forearms like Popeye, we've landed on this high quality, weighted boston shaker.

And, as if that wasn't enough, it's gunmetal black (doesn't that sound sexy).

Handmade by a friend in Boise. Alder. That's the wood, not his name.

If you’re old, you might have been swatted by something similar.

Four, 15ml bottles that fit perfectly in the cutting board.

Great for holding your favorite four bitters, or the tears of your enemies.

Four branded cork coasters.

God forbid you spill in your friend’s Sprinter.

8" walnut muddler.

Never enough wood in the CockBox, and there's nothing like taking your frustration out on some lemons.

This is our favorite jigger. Made by Oxo.

It's not fancy like the ones that bearded, hipster bartenders hold upside down between their pinky and ring fingers. This one just works great.

Canvas and Carhartt 'esq, it's the closest many of us get to a tool belt.

Turn on some Barry White, it’s time to spice it up.

Pulp is gross. Not sure why it was invented.

This is our favorite strainer, and it fits perfectly in the box.

Because, Mr. Bond, we respectfully disagree.